Domestic Warriors Pillows

How many times do I have to remind you to empty your pockets before doing laundry?

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Hon, I'm home!'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"Namaste."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Sloth is a sin."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

Man of steel wool.

Husband does the housework

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

Human Dust Buster

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."