Domestic Staff Supporter Pillows

Butler is supporting a hammock.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Lumbar support animal

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Football supporters.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Football Stadium

Proud Mum.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Football merchandising - 1953.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

Capturing a Cook

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.