Domestic Staff Supporter T-Shirts

Butler is supporting a hammock.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Lumbar support animal

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Football supporters.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

World Cup Fan.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Football Stadium

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Proud Mum.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Capturing a Cook

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Football merchandising - 1953.

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

Go Team!