Domestic Skill Champions Gifts

'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

Pinterest shaming

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance

'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'

The First Tattoo

Defense Not losing Goal Offense Winning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Statue of a housewife.

"Since he lost his job I try to keep him busy around the house."

'I hate Mondays!'

"He's one in a million."

'Did they have anything at the job centre?'

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

'When he finally exhausts his vocabularly that's when I call the plumber.'

Doing the washing up.