Domestic Management Pillows

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

Let's get organized

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

Ironing day.

"I had to skip my workout."

"I don't do windows."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Hassled Mother.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Separation Anxiety

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Hello?"

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

man juggling career, home and children

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

A woman's work is never done!

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

The Complete Cycle.