Domestic Engineer Gifts

'This is my supply chain.'

Search for Missing Socks

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I usually wait for it to stop spinning.'

'So, apart from vacuuming, what else can the robot do?'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

'I've done most of it - You'll only need to put it together again and make it work.'

"Stop complaining...Just think of it as that, 'new hobby' you've been looking for."

Pollsters

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'

'I'm going to show that wonky light switch who's boss.'

"Honestly, I don't know why we bother to live in sin..."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."

Nate Sure Abhors a Vacuum!

'Honey, have you seen my clothes?'

'Ever try those static free sheets you throw in the dryer?'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

"Since he left work I like to keep him busy around the house!"

Watson's Hardware: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.

"And for your information, it's called the social network, not the social nutwork!"

The Perfect Husband Presses Own Trousers

Thank God You're Home - The House Is A Mess

"Oh for goodness' sake, Brian. As if our gas bill wasn't high enough already!"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Ironing day.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"