Domestic Decision Maker Gifts

Sometimes I regret choosing a fitted sheet.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'And my board approved this?'

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Decision time

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

"Members of the board, my indecision is final."

High Tech/Low Tech.