Decision Dweller Gifts

'As a decision maker, you've got to work 24 hours a day. It takes 10 minutes to make a decision and 23 hours and 50 minutes to ask yourself if you were right.'

"Eddie's undecided. The future of the country rests with Eddie."

What would you like? I knew you'd ask. Knew I'd ask what? I'm not ready to pick one yet. One what? They say one of them's warring on women … I really don't know what you're talking about. But then others say … the other one's engaged in a war on religion. I'm a woman. But I'm also devoutly religious. Oh, the angst! The pure, unmitigated inner turmoil! Which one do I choose? The undecideds are coming out of the woodwork. The red velvet is cellulite city, but the booze in the rum-raisin is sinful.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Spooning

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

The Democratic Case for Impeaching Trump

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Decision time