Home Decision-making Gifts

"Perfect! I like a firm mattress and he likes it soft."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Domestic Goddess.

Dog Walking Services

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I might just get a pie."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."