Domestic Chief Pillows

'Does this mean that I'm 'man of the house' now?'

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

"Sloth is a sin."

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

Bird Cage Cover over Wife's Head

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Husband does the housework

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

Capturing a Cook

Human Dust Buster

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"Oh, are you attacking from home today?"

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

'My wife just can't understand why I want to do the laundry.'

"I'm going to grab a snack, turn down the heat, check a few scores, put the clothes in the dryer and go to the bathroom. ... You need anything?"

"Sorry Helen but you knew I was a management consultant before we got married!"

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy