Dolphins Gifts

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Don't let those perpetual smiles fool ya' Eddy - these guys mean business!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'

"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."

"They're so like us."

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

'Hi. You're new here, aren't you?'

"Hi - I'm on my dolphone."

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

"Checkmate... second smartest mammal, give me a break."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"What a sad species humans are!"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Dolphin

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

Drama Llama

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

Common Dolphin

Dolphin tricks.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

"Go deep!"

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'