Doing Nothing Pillows

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'He died doing what he loved. Which was nothing.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

ET Mishap

Late BroomStick

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

Knight in shining Lycra!

Food deliverer's baby.

Waiting for Pants

Bradley Wiggins

French Early Bird

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"On your left."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"YOU pass him on the left."

Wide Load.

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Electric bike.

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'Oh course!'