Doing Nothing Gifts

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'He died doing what he loved. Which was nothing.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

ET Mishap

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Late BroomStick

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Cycling with a harp case

Food deliverer's baby.

Knight in shining Lycra!

Waiting for Pants

Bradley Wiggins

French Early Bird

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

A word from James Cameron. . .

"On your left."

Chris Froome

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"YOU pass him on the left."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Wide Load.

Electric bike.

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'