Prison clergyman escapes, tossing away his collar.
Dogma Dismisser Gifts
Looking for a gift for the dogma dismisser—someone who questions the status quo and marches to their own beat? Our collection features witty, bold, and creative items that speak to their independent spirit. Whether they love to challenge conventions or simply enjoy a good laugh, you'll find something that resonates with their rebellious yet charming personality. These thoughtfully designed products are ideal for expressing their unique worldview and having a bit of fun along the way.
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"
"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."
'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'
Statue of Liberty
Rumours Online
"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."
"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"
This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign
Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."
'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'
Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."
"I hope it misses us!"
"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."
Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.
"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."
'Mayonnaise is immoral.'
If Animals Were Racist...
"The candidates this year are really honest."
"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."
Religion, This End Up
Trump Campaign Funding
Republican campaign tosses out the truth.
'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'
'They're having a ball up there.'
Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020
"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)
Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."
"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."
"What to wear today?"
Anti-Vaxxers
Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.
If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .
"Weather rebuttal."
Dogma Dismisser Gifts Collection
Dogma Dismisser Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for the dogma dismisser—quirky, witty, and inspiring designs to brighten their mornings.
Dogma Dismisser Pillows
Find our playful pillows for the dogma dismisser—fun and rebellious designs that add personality to any space.
Dogma Dismisser Prints
Browse our prints for the dogma dismisser—unique artwork that celebrates individuality and non-conformity.
Dogma Dismisser T-Shirts
Discover our collection of t-shirts for the dogma dismisser—bold and expressive apparel for those who challenge the status quo.