Doggy Dentist Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm not going to charge you for the dentistry this time...

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

I see braces in his future.

Air Dentistry

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Sheepdog

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Needs ketchup."

Licensed to drill.

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'You really should Floss.'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

'Do you extract teeth?'

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."

Dracula's false teeth