Doggy Dentist Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm not going to charge you for the dentistry this time...

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Air Dentistry

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Sheepdog

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Needs ketchup."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'You really should Floss.'

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"Leave the bowl."

'Get them whitened? It took me $50,000 and five thousand bottles to get them this way.'

"Be careful what you say, Senator. Putting your foot in your mouth greatly increases the risk of athlete's gum."

Crocodile Flossing

"Be right back... my activity tracker says it's time for me to take a short walk."