Doggo Diviner Pillows

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

Crystal Ball Plug

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

A self-filling prophecy.

End of world nigh!!!

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"When the mist clears, turn right."

"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"

Reading the future in beard stubble.

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

A dog biscuit

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Plugged In

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods