Doggie Style Icons Gifts

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

Killer Executive Suits.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Men's business romper.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

1930's Lady.

Vivienne Westwood

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Do you think I'm sixty?

Congratulations on the new you!

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Purple dress

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."