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I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Old Frogs' Home

"Say it with Pierogies"

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'He's barking mad!'

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"You had me at hell."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.

Organic Soldering.

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

"I got my hair straightened..."

A dog biscuit

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

Quill ?

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

"Frank! You're snoring again!"

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

"Go on Darling, light your birthday candles!"

THE GLAZERS PLAYING SUBBUTEO: "Now flick no5 for me, Jenkins."

You got a shaved poodle --- What's her name? "Lady Do-iva"!