Dog Team Conductor Pillows

"I don't mind not being lead dog. I get to go with the flow and the view from this end is kind of like watching porn."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

"I lost the groove."

Dog Wrestling.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

"Fetch! What about a please?"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Dog walker / Cat walker.

'Mush, mush, mush.'

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'