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"Sit!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Foster failure

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

Collies Without Borders

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Canine Scentipede

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."