Canine Combat Coach Pillows

Dog Wrestling.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Dog training

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Smite him, my son!"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"