Canine Combat Coach Prints

Dog Wrestling.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

The First Martian Dog.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"He's our finest service animal."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"Smite him, my son!"