Budding Canine Coaches Prints

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Arthur, I need my space."

Dog Wrestling.

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"You've already been for a walk."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"And just how long have your felt confined by this 'invisible fence'?"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'If I am a bad dog, it's because you never took time to teach me right from wrong.'

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

Dog Jogger

"Sit!"

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks