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"I don't mind not being lead dog. I get to go with the flow and the view from this end is kind of like watching porn."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

The First Martian Dog.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Dog Wrestling.

"I lost the groove."

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

"He's our finest service animal."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Dog walker / Cat walker.

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Mush, mush, mush.'

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'