Dog Talk Show Fan Pillows

'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Agility God

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"Another slander suit!"

Talking Dog.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

Balloon dog training

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."

"I understand you've learned some new tricks since you were here last."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Get a life."

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Dog Show: Most human look.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

A rabbit is followed out of a Magician's hat by a greyhound.

'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"And have various, random strangers scratch behind your ears four times daily."