Dog Shampoo Enthusiast Pillows

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

Biofelineism

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'Who's next?'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Take You Home

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Consider a Pet...someone with a bigger beak than me!

"Two or three more times around and you should be free."

"Fill it up!"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"I have a terrible problem with a licking myself where I shouldn't?"

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"