Dog Shampoo Enthusiast Pillows

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

Biofelineism

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'Who's next?'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Take You Home

"Two or three more times around and you should be free."

'To put it in simple English, all you have to do is put a few drops...

"Fill it up!"

Consider a Pet...someone with a bigger beak than me!

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

"He's suffering from heat exhaustion, may I suggest removing his coat?"

"I said, I had the cat declawed."