Puppy Shampooer Pillows

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dogs shaving

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Dog Dressed to Eat

Dog on man's stair lift

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'