Puppy Shampooer Pillows

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dogs shaving

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

The Cat Spa

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'