Dog Perfume Aficionado Pillows

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Bob's more realistic."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'Meeting someone tonight?'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

No, just because you're older doesn't mean I should have to wear your hand-me-downs.

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

Stretch Limo for Daschund

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet