Dog Perfume Aficionado Pillows

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why Poodles Become Killers

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Bob's more realistic."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

'Meeting someone tonight?'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

Stretch Limo for Daschund

"My new dog-walker is faaabulous daaarling! I'll give you his card at our next grooming appointment!"