Dog Obedience School Instructor Gifts

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Pick me!"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog yoga

'That was fun!'

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