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'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Pick me!"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

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Dog yoga

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'