Dog Mom Humor Pillows

'You don't have to worry about Rover not getting enough exercise, Edith. I signed him up at the health club.'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Dog wearing a cone

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'They sure have small litters.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Jogging...

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Balloon dog training

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Tired of fetching?'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"He wants a second opinion."

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Bernice Mountain Dog

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

'Good book?'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"Is our owner hot?"

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"