Dog Mom Humor Prints

'You don't have to worry about Rover not getting enough exercise, Edith. I signed him up at the health club.'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Dog wearing a cone

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'They sure have small litters.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Jogging...

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Balloon dog training

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Tired of fetching?'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"He wants a second opinion."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"The emotional support goes both ways."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'Good book?'

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"Is our owner hot?"