Puppy Parent Humor Prints

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

Conversation between Dogs.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'Good book?'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"Is our owner hot?"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

Tinder for dogs

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

"Quick, act casual."

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory?'

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

"The good news is you can return that kitty litter to the store and buy yourself something pretty..."

This is your park - get busy and clean up the doggie-doo!

'Sandra missed school today because of this appointment. Will you please write an excuse note for her?"

'Of course I never take you out - I can't see you wanting to cock your leg in the park!'

Now Wash Your Paws

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"

"Are you trying to get me nicked."