Dog-loving Bookshopper Gifts

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

K9 Literati.

Litteratti K9s.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

'Beware of SUV.'

Houdini's Dog

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'The homework ate my dog.'

K9 Litterati.

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

Beware of the dog.

'How to make money in the stock market.'

Pavement Art.

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

Bad Dog

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

"You're late."

An old dog learns a new trick.