Dog-loving Bookshopper Pillows

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Gym Dog

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Litteratti K9s.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

K9 Literati.

Teacher's pet dog

'Beware of SUV.'

Houdini's Dog

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'How to make money in the stock market.'

K9 Litterati.

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

Beware of the dog.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'The homework ate my dog.'

Pavement Art.

Bad Dog

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

"You're late."