Dog Loving Aunt Pillows

How Am I Driving?

Biofelineism

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Christmas Pets

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'What d'you mean-you THINK you've seen this before-you've seen EVERYTHING before!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"I'm an assistance dog."

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'