Dog Foodie Fun Gifts

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What did Jesus order?"

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"I might just get a pie."

'S'more wine?'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"You and your daft inventions."

"Do kids eat free?"

Pea

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'Restaurant' in bad need of staff

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Namasteak"

Jelly I.V.

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."