Foodie For Pets Gifts

Cat and dog shop for their favourite foods.

"We call him 'Leftovers'."

New for aging dogs: Grecian Canine Formula.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'I've got it written down...'

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

"For what you are about to receive..."

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

"Let's see....Who had the beef brisket dog biscuit?"

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"How could I refuse to share with a best friend!"

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

"I'm getting a little peckish. Hey! How dare you ignore me. I don't care if I have to go out or not, I'm waking you up at 4 a.m."

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

"Leave the bowl."

You tell me how they know it has new and improved flavour!

'Your usual table leg?'

"Let's get the ball."

'Cannibal.'

The Doggie Psychic

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'