Dog-filled Mansion Dweller Gifts

Country mansion full of dogs.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Gym Dog

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

The Day Dreamer.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

'Beware of SUV.'

'It's all about location, location, location!'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Now that's art!"

Houdini's Dog

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

'How to make money in the stock market.'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Beware of the dog.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'The homework ate my dog.'

Pavement Art.

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"You're late."

An old dog learns a new trick.

'I like cats.'

'Okay, Ben, drop the anchor, but be careful, I just tarred the rope.'