Dog Dialogue Detectives Pillows

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"What's all this?"

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Fido and Fifi

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

The Tangents talk it over.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

He Did It!

"What happened to what cat?"

Wanted dog! reward!

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

Again, that's yours.

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."