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'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"What's all this?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Fido and Fifi

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"What happened to what cat?"

He Did It!

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

The Tangents talk it over.

Wanted dog! reward!

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"