Dog Dad Joker Gifts

'You don't have to worry about Rover not getting enough exercise, Edith. I signed him up at the health club.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Jogging...

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Tired of fetching?'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Personal Assistants.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"He wants a second opinion."

'Mummy, why did you teach me to walk?'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

'The butler did it.'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Little Ethan is quite the handful, but Susan and I have no regrets about stealing him from the maternity ward."

"Amanda, did you throw you shoes away again?"

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."