Dog Dad Joker T-Shirts

'You don't have to worry about Rover not getting enough exercise, Edith. I signed him up at the health club.'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Jogging...

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Tired of fetching?'

Personal Assistants.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"He wants a second opinion."

Bernice Mountain Dog

'Mummy, why did you teach me to walk?'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

'The butler did it.'

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Little Ethan is quite the handful, but Susan and I have no regrets about stealing him from the maternity ward."

"Amanda, did you throw you shoes away again?"

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

Outback rat house? Darn ! Wish you guys would've said somethin' sooner. I just ate a hop pocket.

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."