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When The Car Is Being Repaired.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Work out buddies.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Tired of fetching?'

'Are you pulling my chain?'

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

Jogging...

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"He's a hypochondriac."

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"Bones are good but I wanted cash."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Must be worms, huh, Doc?'

"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."

"Are we agreed, then, that Muffy needs a diet?"

A Vietnam Vet...

Pooper Scooper

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"He wants a second opinion."

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Just what I like: the tall and silent type"

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."