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"Jessica Jo's white, Tucker's black, Tag's white, Pepper's red, Peekay is gray, Junie is gray, Jamie's brown – and, by the way, Jessica Jo is gifted."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Dog walking Human.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'A is for Arse.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

D.I.Y with dad.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Dogs

Jogging...

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'What's founder?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs