Dog Daddy Mugs

"Jessica Jo's white, Tucker's black, Tag's white, Pepper's red, Peekay is gray, Junie is gray, Jamie's brown – and, by the way, Jessica Jo is gifted."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Dog walking Human.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'A is for Arse.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

D.I.Y with dad.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'What's founder?'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

Jogging...

Dogs

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.