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I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Building a Shelter

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Your bone."

Bear Recycling.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Mexican Dog

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Camping Equipment: Now is the offer of our discount tents.

Campground Wi-fi.

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

'Which license do you wish to see?'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

'We have pitches available,are you a swimmer or a non swimmer...'

"Yes, I brought just my phone and charger to our week-long survival trip. What else would I need?"

'You idiot!! I said to use kindling to start the fire!'