Dog Backpacker Gifts

"Your bone."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Walking in the woods.

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Mexican Dog

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

"And for the past few days I thought those were just Halloween decorations they haven't taken down yet."

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Portable Homes

Dog runs after slingshot as he would a stick.

Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"No, no, you're just going through the motions. Fetch like you mean it."

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Okay...enjoy your invisible fence while we go eat invisible scraps!...."

Dog Ban On Beach. Mar-Oct.

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'