Dog Biscuit Investor Gifts

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Cookie Surveillance

Building a gingerbread house

Doggy Bites

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

Cookie Thief

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Cruel Pet Tricks

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

The Price or the Biscuits?

Cause and Effect.

What they're thinking.

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

A dog biscuit

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

". . .What's this world coming to?"

"But I must confess,s that despite my erudition and glibness, I'm still a sucker for a dog biscuit."

Live Inside Your Head.

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

Posh Doghouse.

'You can't have the leftovers until we have the original meal.'

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

"Your hair's all glossy,you've got boundless energy,your nose is wet.You've been at the Bonios again, haven't you?"