Dog Biscuit Investor Gifts

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Cookie Surveillance

Building a gingerbread house

Doggy Bites

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

Cookie Thief

The Price or the Biscuits?

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Cruel Pet Tricks

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

Cause and Effect.

What they're thinking.

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

A dog biscuit

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

Live Inside Your Head.

"But I must confess,s that despite my erudition and glibness, I'm still a sucker for a dog biscuit."

". . .What's this world coming to?"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

Marie Antoinette Update - Let em eat dog biscuits.

Posh Doghouse.

"Your hair's all glossy,you've got boundless energy,your nose is wet.You've been at the Bonios again, haven't you?"

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

Coonhound Inc. Petfoods Research & Development

'You can't have the leftovers until we have the original meal.'